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= = = = =__HAPPY ENDINGS__= =__//__//ARE AWESOME!//__//__= =By Skye Evans -Southall= = = =One beautiful summer day, Princess Lila was playing with= =the butterflies in her garden. Then a dark-cloaked figure stuffed her into a fishing net! HELP, OH HELP screamed Princess Lila. A newsman heard and saw the incident because he was the princess's next door neighbor.= =So, he told the news on the news, the radio, and he told it to his friend, a newspaper writer. Now, a man called Mr. Rion Raybeee heard this news on the radio. He knew that the only person in town that had a dark cloak like that was a villain called Darth Annoying. No one else had a cloak like that because they cost $100,000,000! Rion ran to his car as soon as he had thought everything over. He drove to where Darth Annoying lived. **He** glimpsed part of the princess's pink dress.= = Ahoy there, princess he whispered under his breath. He didn't know how to get into the castle. Then he saw a ladder. Rion was very strong. He managed to carry the 1 ton ladder to Princess Lila's window. It was locked. He banged on it. Princess Lila jumped and opened it.= = Oh hello, Mr. um ...= =Rion jumped into the room.= = Rion Raybeee is my name, don't you, don't you feel ashamed.= = Why hello Mr. Rion Raybeee, what have you come for, my dear?= =Then Darth Annoying burst into the room!= = Oh jump ! Rion said.= =Princess Lila jumped and Rion caught her. He jumped off the ladder and let Lila down. Then he put the ladder back. They ran to Rion's car. Darth Annoying jumped out of the window. But it was to late. They were gone.= = What is this thing? Princess Lila asked Rion.= =''It's called a car. You can drive it anywhere you want. This type of car is called a punchbuggy.''= = Pun- what Pun-ch-bug-gy?" asked Princess Lila. That's right, pun-ch-bug-gy! They were at Prince Jon's castle!= = Who in my royal family lives here?= = I know, blah disgusting castle, worse than Darth Annoying's castle Rion said. Come on, whats-ya-name.= = Eh-Um, address me by, Your Royal Highness Princess Lila or Your Royalty or Your Grace or Your Majesty Princess Lila. TADA! she shouted, so loud that prince Jon came out and said  Hi Hello Take 'er Jon= =" Eh-Um, address me by all the ways princessey here said.= = I'm not princessey,Your worshipness I'm sorry, your worshipness.= =Two months later they were married.= =Jon, dear, stop guzzling sweets and candies down your throat like that.= = Oh, Lila, they're so good that I can't help it.= =He ate so much candy that in three years, he died of a BAD FOOD IN BODY solution. His funeral happened to be a three person one, Lila, Rion, and his spiritual body.= =So that day, Princess Lila found her second husband, Rion Raybeee. Then Darth Annoying appeared at the wedding!= =He tried to capture Rion, but Rion escaped his evil plot. Because Rion escaped his evil plot, Darth Annoying fell asleep. Lila and Rion ran to Rion's house, because Darth Annoying didn't know where he lived. They lived in peace and had a daughter named Anthea.= =A year later Darth Annoying woke up and found out Princess Lila was gone. He thought she was still captured because he dreamed that he had captured her and that they were at his castle.= = = = Rion, I went to the store and couldn't find my way home, but luckily I did!= = Oh, Lila, Dear, I'm so sorry, did you find your way home the other times?= = Yes= = Lets go to the doctor, said Rion.= = No, No, absolutely No.= ='' 'Kay, dokay. Lila, what could be wrong?''= =Lila wrote in her journal //Rion's out shopping, I'm writing with __NO MEMORY__, Uggh, I hate this, How do you spell tornaydow? I've forgotten how to spell that. Is this right dornato? Na. Well by. Is that rit? Is that? I'll just use this. By Diary, Lila. P.S. Do you lose your memory? // = = //** Ri, you back?''**// = = //**ya**// = = //** 'kay**// = = //** Darth Annoying's**// **here Lila.** = = ** He says he prefers Alexander.** = = ** Hi, can I call you Alex, Alex?** = = **Ya** = = **Yay Said Lila.** = =Lila didn't lose her memory after all, she just forgot.= = **Ceromony, Memerony, memory, ceromy Lila's daughter, Anthea,** = =was playing on the front porch with Darth Annoying. They made up a game called WORDland. In the game, there was a ceremony.= ="Come on Anthea, the ceremony!"= ="Oh, I forgot!"= =The end.=